16 Racks (16 Tons Parody)

F5 can streamline your flow. Emulating Tennessee Ford's 16 Tons.

L. MacVittie: Lyrics, K. Salchow: Vocals, Produced by PSilva.

 

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Related:

• Load Balancers Are Officially Dead: Refocus on Application Delivery (Gartner Market Research - Registration required)
• F5's YouTube Channel
• In 5 Minutes or Less Series (23 videos – over 2 hours of In 5 Fun)
• Inside Look Series
• Life@F5

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IT Style (Gangnam Style Parody)

In case you missed F5's latest video, you can check it out right off our home page, F5.com.
IT Style honors the heroes which make the connected world run better. Watch it. Like it. Share it. Wear it. Sweepstakes: Enter for a chance to win a Cloud Ninja t-shirt like the one featured in the video. www.f5.com/cloud-ninja-tshirt
Enjoy and Happy Holiday's from F5!
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Related:

• Seattle's F5 Networks works 'IT Style'
• IT Gangnam Style: F5 Networks debuts Gangnam Style parody with tech twist
• "Cloud Ninja" - IT Style T-shirt giveaway from F5
• F5's YouTube Channel

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SPC12 Special Features 'Radio Killed the Privacy Star' Music Video?

Armed with a mic and a midi, I belt out, karaoke style, my latest music video ‘Radio Killed the Privacy Star.’ Lyrics can be found at Radio Killed the Privacy Star. #spc12 #bonusfeatures #parody #musicvideo

 

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Resources:

• SharePoint Conference 2012: Find F5
• SharePoint Conference 2012: Gimme 90 Seconds with James Hendergart
• SharePoint Conference 2012: Configuring SharePoint on BIG-IP
• SharePoint Conference 2012: The Top 7 Questions
• SharePoint Conference 2012: Secure Remote Access & SSO with BIG-IP APM
• SharePoint Conference 2012 Partner Spotlight – The SCE Group
• SharePoint Conference 2012: That's a Wrap
• Solutions for Microsoft SharePoint Server
• Securing Exchange and SharePoint
• In 5 Minutes or Less Series (22 videos – over 2 hours of In 5 Fun)
• F5 YouTube Channel

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Radio Killed the Privacy Star

With apologies to The Buggles and the 12 other bands that have covered this song:

RFID out there is always watching you,
Staying awake intent at tuning in on you.
When I was young I never thought it would come true.

Oh-a-oh

They put a chip on things and never let you be.
Your data gathered up with new technology,
Yes, there’s Security but problems we can see.

Oh-a-oh

They track your movement.
Oh-a-oh

What did you show them?

Radio killed the privacy star.
Radio killed the privacy star.

Sensors can even smell your farts.
Oh-a-a-a-oh

And now we meet with our Bluetooth headset’s glow,
See toll booth baskets and it seems so long ago,
And you remember when networks were so slow.

Oh-a-oh

This ain't the first one.
Oh-a-oh

Won't be the last one.

Radio killed the privacy star.
Radio killed the privacy star.

In my mind and in my car, we can't escape we've gone too far.
Oh-a-aho-oh,
Oh-a-aho, oh.

Radio killed the privacy star.
Radio killed the privacy star.
In my mind and in my car, we can't escape we've gone too far.
Sensors can even smell your farts, put the blame on Tesla.

You were a privacy star.
You were a privacy star.
Radio killed the privacy star.
Radio killed the privacy star.
(fade)

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Resources

• Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star Live 2004
• National biometric pub list use 'explodes'
• NFL Beefs Up Super Bowl Security Tech
• Arrest Made in Bellagio Robbery
• With privacy issues waning, RFID begins ramp up
• Privacy Act doesn't cover pokie biometrics
• Hello, Big Brother: Digital sensors are watching us
• This time, Big Brother really is watching – but do you care?
• For foreign assets, Big Brother really is watching
• BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING EAST-END COMMUTERS
• Workers will now be tagged with a biometric database. Don’t say we did not warn you
• D.C. expanding public surveillance camera network
• We’re being watched
• Big Brother is watching
• Ski resorts storm the slopes with new apps
• Courts drawing line against warrantless phone data searches?

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